{"id":770,"date":"2008-11-07T20:35:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T04:35:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/?p=770"},"modified":"2008-11-08T20:35:50","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T04:35:50","slug":"the-unopened-bag-at-7-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/2008\/11\/07\/the-unopened-bag-at-7-11\/","title":{"rendered":"The unopened bag at 7-11"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I am a creature of habit – ask any of my friends, or especially my spouse.<\/p>\n

Most mornings, I drive over to a nearby 7-11 and buy two Diet Mountain Dews and one Diet Coke, and take them to work to drink over the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 So, the Indians that run the store know me – there’s a young woman that works there most days that noticed my Om earring, for example.<\/p>\n

Anyway, today she pulled out a bug to put my sodas in, and it wouldn’t open – it was sealed at both ends.\u00c2\u00a0 She offered the bag to me when I asked to see it (and was obviously excited that we’d found a quality control error), but I figured a picture of it was quite enough.<\/p>\n

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I am a creature of habit – ask any of my friends, or especially my spouse. Most mornings, I drive over to a nearby 7-11 and buy two Diet Mountain Dews and one Diet Coke, and take them to work to drink over the morning.\u00c2\u00a0 So, the Indians that run the store know me – […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[413,414],"class_list":["post-770","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-7-11","tag-plastic-bag"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2w3Qj-cq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/770\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}