{"id":77,"date":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alephnaught.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/20\/amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar\/"},"modified":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","slug":"amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/2005\/07\/20\/amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar\/","title":{"rendered":"Amsterdam Police Arrest Swimming Burglar"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Just to show that all’s not horrible, this is a
\nfunny story for a change that made the international wire.<\/font><\/div>\n

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Some guy was stealing stuff, the police
\nquestioned him and he dove into a canal (gracht in Dutch). They eventually
\ncaught him. Here’s the story:<\/font><\/p>\n

http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/S\/SWIMMING_BURGLAR?SITE=APWEB&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT<\/a>
\n<\/font><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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\nTranslate<\/span><\/a>\"\"\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just to show that all’s not horrible, this is a funny story for a change that made the international wire. Translate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-netherlands"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t