{"id":77,"date":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alephnaught.wordpress.com\/2005\/07\/20\/amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar\/"},"modified":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-20T02:57:00","slug":"amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/2005\/07\/20\/amsterdam-police-arrest-swimming-burglar\/","title":{"rendered":"Amsterdam Police Arrest Swimming Burglar"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"content_div-77\">\n<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">Just to show that all&#8217;s not horrible, this is a<br \/>\nfunny story for a change that made the international wire.<\/font><\/div>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div><font face=\"Helvetica\">Some guy was stealing stuff, the police<br \/>\nquestioned him and he dove into a canal (gracht in Dutch).  They eventually<br \/>\ncaught him.  Here&#8217;s the story:<\/font><\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Helvetica\"><a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/S\/SWIMMING_BURGLAR?SITE=APWEB&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT\" target=\"NewWindow\">http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/S\/SWIMMING_BURGLAR?SITE=APWEB&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT<\/a><br \/>\n<\/font><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"translate_block\" style=\"display: none;\">\n<hr class=\"translate_hr\" \/>\n<a class=\"translate_translate\" id=\"translate_button_post-77\" lang=\"en\" xml:lang=\"en\" href=\"javascript:show_translate_popup('en', 'post', 77);\"><span>Translate<\/span><\/a><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/google-ajax-translation\/transparent.gif?resize=16%2C16&#038;ssl=1\" id=\"translate_loading_post-77\" class=\"translate_loading colorbox-77\" style=\"display: none;\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"\" \/>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just to show that all&#8217;s not horrible, this is a funny story for a change that made the international wire. Translate<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-netherlands"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2w3Qj-1f","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}