{"id":58,"date":"2005-05-17T12:20:07","date_gmt":"2005-05-17T12:20:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alephnaught.wordpress.com\/2005\/05\/17\/an-observation-dutch-women\/"},"modified":"2005-05-17T12:20:07","modified_gmt":"2005-05-17T12:20:07","slug":"an-observation-dutch-women","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/2005\/05\/17\/an-observation-dutch-women\/","title":{"rendered":"An observation – Dutch women"},"content":{"rendered":"
\n
I finally figured something out!<\/font><\/div>\n

<\/p>\n

I find a lot of Dutch women to be attractive and
\nI think I know why. Their mothers have taught them two important things.
\nFirst, Dutch women know how to make La Joconde smile, that small satisfied look
\non the Mona Lisa. Then, they know how to beam a large smile that seems to
\nencompass a real joy for life.<\/font><\/p>\n

I also
\nthink a lot of Dutch women are long in the torso relative to their
\nlegs.<\/font><\/p>\n

Anyway, I think that’s
\nit:-)<\/font><\/div>\n<\/div>\n

\n
\nTranslate<\/span><\/a>\"\"\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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