{"id":1562,"date":"2009-05-09T20:13:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-10T03:13:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/?page_id=1562"},"modified":"2009-05-09T20:22:01","modified_gmt":"2009-05-10T03:22:01","slug":"basils-resume","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/basils-resume\/","title":{"rendered":"Basil’s Resume"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Basil Kramer<\/span><\/span><\/strong>
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Objective<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\nHave fun and make trouble.<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Experience<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\nAviva and Bob’s Dog, July 1996 – Present<\/span><\/p>\n

Beta Dog<\/span><\/p>\n

Currently completing with the other members of the family for alpha dog status.<\/span><\/p>\n

Eat, sleep, urinate and defecate effectly. Squeek toys and get as much attention as possible.<\/span><\/p>\n

Had a cyst removed from foot one year ago; healed fine, but played with the bandages excessively.<\/span><\/p>\n

Wore a hole in the kitchen door from repeated scratching to get out while waiting for my pack to return. Repeatedly destroyed blind in living room from wanting to see out to bark at people in the street. <\/span><\/p>\n

Training completed:
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  • Four sessions at a local dog training workshop; after the first session I urinated on my pack leader’s foot. <\/span><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Valparaso Animal Shelter, June 1996 – July 1996<\/span><\/p>\n

Beta Dog<\/span><\/p>\n

Earned nickname of Taz, short for Tasmanian Devil. Ran around all the time and barked a lot. Wanted people to play with me. <\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n

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Education<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/td>\n\n\n\n\n\n
No Degree <\/span><\/td>\n<\/td>\nIrving Park YMCA classes<\/span><\/td>\n1997<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Basil Kramer Objective Have fun and make trouble. Experience Aviva and Bob’s Dog, July 1996 – Present Beta Dog Currently completing with the other members of the family for alpha dog status. Eat, sleep, urinate and defecate effectly. Squeek toys and get as much attention as possible. Had a cyst removed from foot one year […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","template":"","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-1562","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/P2w3Qj-pc","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/1562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alephnaught.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}