Tweets from purplehayz on 2009-04-20

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April 20th, 2009 by alephnaught

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Goedemorgen! Hoe gaat het met jou? #
@DutchReaganite You must be one of the busiest women on the net – good luck (and yes, I hope its a girl too, was just sayin’)! #
RT @SailorJ: IBM blew that one RT @mcddjj: RT @nytimes NYT NEWS ALERT: Oracle Agrees to Acquire Sun Microsystems WHOA!! #
RT @tommytrc: Oracle to buy Sun for $7.4 billion http://tinyurl.com/chk4w8 #
Skin-based display screens from Nanotech Tattoos: http://bit.ly/CvBBi #
As I noted yesterday, J.G. Ballard is dead http://bit.ly/YR6C1 – fantastic author, sorry to see him go #
New “Get a Mac” ads after “Laptop Hunters” http://bit.ly/zMDMO #
RT @amyhoy: 2 essays to read today on “social software” design: http://tr.im/jdDF and http://tr.im/jdDJ non-typical thoughts to chew on. #
BoA profit rises, credit quality sours: http://bit.ly/NsSQr #
For any of you that find 420 a mystery, here’s a link to help you out: http://bit.ly/25mT6F – have fun today guys! #
@Mistress_Divine Hi! #
@kariedwards You are the awesomest, whatever that means #
So how many of you think the purchase of Sun and MySql by Oracle will be great for Sun and maybe not so great for MySql? #
RT @applemacbookpro: RT @murnahan: Did you take the idiot test? http://bit.ly/dW9v – I don’t need a test to prove who I am #
@devguide Thanks for the RT! #
@KimSherrell As the 8 bal says, too early to tell – how are you today? #
@Chronotope Bad match 4 MySql I think – Oracle just bought a cloud computing solution and Java / J2EE solutions and biggest competitor #
@davewiner Some of MySQL is proprietary #
@MurasakiTeapot Why resist something so wonderful? Massages are a tonic for the soul #
RT @xtheonex: I’m getting fat sat here writing code… That’s my excuse and i’m sticking to it! – #brilliant I’m in that room #
@postsalot Thanks for the reminder, I think. #
@MurasakiTeapot Who doesn’t deserve a massage? Why don’t you think you deserve one? #
@MurasakiTeapot Heck, I deserve a massage but I can’t find time to get one right now #
RT @stejules: 10 T-Shirt Designers You Need to Follow http://tinyurl.com/dxzxux – #brilliant #
@postsalot Yes, but I have a blackberry and I could steal juice at the office, hummmm – okay, yea, you’re right #
RT @AprilTara: The former hippy in me wishes everyone a Happy 4/20 – Me too! #
@postsalot LOL! #
@MurasakiTeapot It is a little extravagant but its also healthy and invigorating #
@lisajohnson Yea, I’m busy bookmarking each site under Shopping/Clothing/Tee Shirts and tagging on del,icio.us too! #
@MistressDidi Mazel tov! #
@danaseverance We keep reminding you to look both ways before crossing the street, sheesh! #
RT @hubbit: @danaseverance Psychosomatic, as opposed to Limbaugh who is a psychoceramic. A crackpot. – #brilliant #
Catching up – had to re-enable file sharing on the Macs so I could copy / paste one of those ridiculously long licenses – Andy Rooney moment #
@justlikeanovel As always! #hugeego #
@lauratoogood Yes – Have you ever tried to type in one of those long software license keys? What do they think we are? #andyrooney #
[Blog] The fast, easy way to upgrade your Mac hardware: http://bit.ly/c3jLE #
Time for breakfast, taking out the old papers, shower, going to work, etc. etc. etc. – back later! #
@lostlovely And that’s my spouse’s nickname for me #
@AliceSinAerie Amen to that – I don’t find skinny people attractive – there, I said it #
RT @justlikeanovel She: This is going to be the best white chocolate mocha you have ever had cause I put exta love in it for you. #
@justlikeanovel Nothing wrong with swinging the bat from both sides of the plate, so to speak #
@Mollena Skin color doesn’t matter to me – does it to you? #
@Mollena Of course – I bruise really easily – I think each person is unique and needs unique “care” #
@MurasakiTeapot It reads so nicely coming from your fingers #
@goddesscoko Unless you have friends that have had some bad experiences with tattoos etc. #
@Mollena But that’s the thing – some people prefer smaller, some larger (I’m in the latter camp) – variety is the spice of, whatever #
RT @MariKurisato: I think I just created the #OpenSourceLOL license. – #brilliant #
@MariKurisato Perhaps you could submit it to Creative Commons #OpenSourceLOL #
@Mollena We drive around LA and keep saying to each other “SB” – Skinny Bitch. #
@MariKurisato LOL – oh, right! #OpenSourceLOL #
RT @lostlo: Often at work I’ll tweak prices a bit so I can quote $4.20. Today it legitimately worked out that way. It’s a SIGN! – #brilliant #
RT @MariKurisato: the gist of #OpenSourceLOL license is that anyone who wholly creates a LOLable work freely gives it away for the LOL #
RT @saynine: I still think Today needs MORE COWBELL #
@MariKurisato You’ve gotten quite bad at drawing those certificates, good work! #OpenSourceLOL #
Tried Tweetie on the Mac – don’t like it, TweetDeck is better for me, but I’ll watch where Tweetie goes from here #
@marikurisato So you can’t read the good work at the end??????????? Duh! #
@marikurisato To put that “good work” more clearly, as your drawing ability deteriorates the certificate becomes more appropriate #
@MariKurisato It takes a big man to cry, but a bigger man to laugh at him #OpenSourceLOL #
RT @danaseverance: RT @Ipstenu: Dr. Horrible 2.0? Oh please, oh please! http://tinyurl.com/c9kzrv – #brilliant #
RT @purrplexa: Salina Kosgei won closest women’s race n history o Boston Marathon http://tinyurl.com/daooqs – & best US finish since 1985! #
@justlikeanovel But English-major == papers; you like writing them don’t you? #epicworkload #lesigh #
@alwaysafton So what’s your major? #
@Ipstenu Hey, NP – thanks for letting me know guys! #
@alwaysafton Do you plan to leave the hallowed halls of academia or continue in your educational pursuits (man, that was fun to write)? #
RT @farwyde: Ron’s dick, minus Ron… lofl… RT @TheUserPool: RT @RHStavis Check One-Eyed Monster: http://tinyurl.com/ctakxm – #brilliant #
@danaseverance So would you recommend it as a replacement for DW yet (for page design / layout) or as a programmer’s aid? #
@alwaysafton Grad school isn’t scary, it just is. So would you be the person to talk to about adding gender neutral forms to English? #
RT @danaseverance: RT @matzie: Greatest ever source code comments: http://bit.ly/3i6xl – #brilliant #
@alwaysafton Why? #
@GlennF I’m so sorry, my condolences to you and your family #
@alwaysafton Okay, that all makes sense to me – but I still hate having to choose he or she for god or a random pig, for example #
@goddesscoko My first waitress after moving to the Valley was a valley girl – almost LMFAO, but managed to control myself #
@alwaysafton Gee, I can’t find that in Webster’s LMFAO – if I need words, he or she turns it from 1 – 3 for those writing papers #
@MariKurisato but not driving I hope! #
@Pistachio deceive, experience, achieve #
RT @pagankinktress: One of those things I come across & think, “Damn! Why hadn’t I thought of that?” http://bit.ly/KAfMt – #brilliant #
@justlikeanovel I think an interesting medieval topic would be “The saving of words: books through medieval times” – just thinking out loud #
@eltercerojo I hope the coffee is really really good then! #
@justlikeanovel Is that anything like “eat by tweet(er)”? #lulz #
@alwaysafton Since my handwriting is worse than a doctor’s (nurse told me so, too), that’s good news for me, bad for everyone else IMHO #
@alwaysafton Isn’t that a line from a pop song? #
@aphalloides Just like Capt. James Kirk #
@MariKurisato Good luck #
RT @Mollena: NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR FOR LIFE REALLY http://www.warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/ Seriously. Don’t watch this. – #brilliant !!! #
@eltercerojo You’re talking about coffee, right? #
@naughtyabby Lewis Black has a comedy routine for you http://bit.ly/Xc4Vf #
@lisajohnson Still liking the new laptop? Mine is sweet – I can have everything I need running at one time again! #
RT @lostlo: RT @HempNews “A prohibition law strikes a blow at the very principles upon which R government was founded” – Abe Lincoln #420 #
@naughtyabby There you go reminding me of cow tipping, damn. #
@alwaysafton Is this some kind of Feng Shui gone horribly wrong thing? #
@naughtyabby LEWIS BLACK IS GOD, well, no, but he’s damn funny – thought you’d like that since you experienced the two Starbucks yourself #
@alwaysafton You’re not going to have fake food made in your images? #
RT @Mollena: @AliceSinAerie @saynine OMG and “Big Bottom” from Spinal Tap!!! – #brilliant #
@lisajohnson Did you use the setup assistant, or did you come over from a PC? #
RT @alwaysafton: obento box example: http://tinyurl.com/5gp4dg – #brilliant – my mommie didn’t do things like that …. #
RT @alwaysafton: or: http://tinyurl.com/chv6m5!.jpg – #brilliant – is that a pussy I see on a plate? #
@lisajohnson And I’d do that again – it takes time to learn your way around something new #
@lisajohnson For your own files in your user directory, you can run the Setup Assistant at any time (1:2) #
@lisajohnson But if you need applications and app setup stuff, then you needed to do it when you initialized your new machine I think #
@lisajohnson Is that all that’s left to do? #
@GissiSim Right – I’m keeping TweetDeck for now #
@lisajohnson Oh, then you’re almost done – as Emily Latella says, “Nevermind.” #
@lostlovely So reach for the brass ring! #
@Anna_Love Physically, mentally or both? #
@Anna_Love I’m sorry – lozenges for the throat might help – what happened? #
RT @purrplexa: The fun is learning about other people, too! – #brilliant #
@Anna_Love So are you at work or school? Can you catch a nap someplace? #
@justlikeanovel You’ve got to find me some of that cologne. #bookrape #
Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/LosAngeles to join #
@Anna_Love Okay, take a nap, dream sweet dreams! #
Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/steampunk to join #
@wendyblackheart Me too oh well #
A couple I follow just made dinner arrangements via Twitter – just an observation …. #
@davidchur If you don’t think your spouse is a MILF then you guys would have serious problems! #
I think husbands should think their spouses are MILFs (assuming they’re moms of course) – do you agree? #
“It’s a cold and it’s a broken Hallelujah” – Leonard Cohen #
@davidchur Dude (I live in SoCal now so I can say that, right?) Tomorra is anotha day #
@justlikeanovel I was going to make a joke about National Geographic and 3rd world breasts, but I couldn’t think of any #
@Anna_Love You mean “Hallelujah” – for some reason its been resonating with me the last few weeks #
@Darla_Crane Tell me about it – grabbed lunch and I’m sweating – the its 94F in Woodland Hills right now! #
@pagankinktress They’re boring, that’s who. #
RT @Darla_Crane: Of possible interest… http://www.socuteurl.com/micropuppeh – #brilliant – Ignore Twitter? (from the LA Times) #
@MurasakiTeapot So loosen up! #
RT @devguide: @purplehayz only if their spouses think of their husbands as DILFs – Right on dude! #
RT @Mollena: Quickie Rant: despite bein slammed at work I coughed ths 1 up. http://www.mollena.com/2009/04/fat/ The FatGirl Pervert Rants. #
@Mollena Did copy edit it but it read well – thanks! #
@MurasakiTeapot Loosen up has many meanings #
RT @MistressDidi: @MurasakiTeapot The animated ABCs of #Yoga to help you loosen up ~ http://tinyurl.com/27ulf6 – That’s what I meant, silly! #
@MistressDidi The silly was to teapot, not You #Yoga #
@pagankinktress #lick #
@lisajohnson If its a monitor you’ll need a tuner probably #
@pagankinktress “I want to be the girl with the most cake” #
@Anna_Love Did you take a nap? #
@danaseverance Because no one can be trusted if they can’t be seen by the mgr and it would make you happier; its more work for the mgr #
@danaseverance Those are all the WRONG REASONS to not be able to work from home #
RT @MistressDidi: List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week http://is.gd/txQh – #brilliant – how do You find this stuff? #
@danaseverance Then it must be that middle one #
Someone DMed me the following: I think spouses are actually MIAF’s right? #
@Darla_Crane Yea, why would you live in LA if you hate hot weather? We’re in the Valley and its HAH out there today – love it! #
@pagankinktress Thank you, I’m just trying to live through this #
RT @purrplexa: Oddities are fascinating! – Yes, I am. #
RT @FabooFierce: My boss just called a laptop a “portable PC”. Classic. #
@devguide LOL – Depends on how disfunctional a marriage ya got – I think I’d rather have A mean always. #
@purrplexa Oh, use the nuke to boil the water sans bag – let it sit for about 30 seconds for green, 1 min for white #
@Mistress_Divine Beautiful! #
@purrplexa And for black teas drop the bag in when it comes out boiling, let sit 5 minutes, swish occasionally #
@purrplexa Yes, I LOVES tea #
@pagankinktress i don’t have my youth and i wouldn’t want it back if i could have it (i turn 50 in July – although I act ?); but thanks! #
@purrplexa Black in the morning, green in the afternoon, white at night – yes it is! Love chai the best. #
@purrplexa What’s your favorite tea? #
@6bdesign I’ve got over 1700 – try using search instead of reply, then turn replies off in TweetDeck – saves a lot of API calls #
@purrplexa Must be chasing a rabbit or something in her dreams #
@6bdesign You might find this article helpful http://bit.ly/kLYbC #
@purrplexa Oh yech – front or back? Owww #
@purrplexa With sweat I hope! #
@pagankinktress Rose-red, I will make you tell the truth – yes. #
@purrplexa Bet they have an awesome sound! #
RT @CelticFrog: @purplehayz I took Discrete Math a year ago & um my teacher danced and singing “Aleph Naught bottles of beer on the wall” #
@CelticFrog Daily mug shot? #
@zenbitch Yes – I’m going to keep trying, may try emailing the address on the card #
RT @prosperitygal: The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette. – #brilliant #
@zenbitch I’d follow Ziva or Abby #
Looks like I’m table topics master to tomorrow’s #toastmasters meeting again – humm, topics ….. #
@CelticFrog Cool! #
@CelticFrog Are you serious or pulling my (third) leg? If so I’d like a picture at some point…. #
@justlikeanovel Use the same toilet always and you’re shit will always be together. #
@CelticFrog I’m serious too – I’d like a pic when you have enough done to see the pattern please #
@zenbitch Oh yea; her character’s tastes are exceptional (her character’s tattoos are fierce) #
@justlikeanovel That middle tag made me LMFAO! #wordsofwisdom #partingpoo #ewwgross #
RT @FabooFierce: New blog post – check it out http://tinyurl.com/cekqun – We even buy art to our tastes, not the couch color. #
@MistressDragon Aww, what a cutie! #
@justlikeanovel OMFG you made me think of “Poo Moses” with the #partingpoo tag #wordsofwisdom #ewwgross #
@CelticFrog Aviva is on her second travel 10x mirror – getting old is a bitch #
Do we want the government to report on who has and hasn’t voted? Isn’t that too close to who you voted for? Just sayin’ #
RT @FabooFierce: It’s 4:20 on 420!!! I would be really excited about that if I were a pothead! #
RT @Anna_Love: http://tinyurl.com/dj9ypq – #brilliant #
@aphalloides Another citizen doing their job! #
@justlikeanovel Okay, so how’s the papers coming? Got your theses yet? #
@justlikeanovel Once again, Twitter saves the life of a college student – film at 11. #omfgihavetowritepapers #
@danaseverance ????? No, really? #
@danaseverance Microsquish technology http://silverlight.net/ #
@zenbitch But do they have big, huge teeth? #
@danaseverance With MS shops yes – new market penetration, I don’t think so but I haven’t checked the numbers #
@zenbitch My nickname at home is Bunny, so you’ve given me, er, ah, ammo. #
@lisajohnson Aviva has the parking fairy too – parking spaces open for her – maybe I’ll call her the Parking Moses as spaces part for her #
@justlikeanovel Good luck and godspeed – write well and heartily #omfgihavetowritepapers #thankyou #imgoingtostoptweeting #
@justlikeanovel Ah, “bittersweet taste” – TMI? #shameless #whatwasshedoing #
@lisajohnson You tell him BS – she’s really really good – we’ve gotten front spaces in LA – and yes, its a marital asset! #
Heading out – Aviva needs to run an errand, I need to dog sit – back in a bit #
@lisajohnson We’ll agree to disagree on this one. Hope you’re having fun! #
RT @Darla_Crane: Excellent! http://www.socuteurl.com/paddylumpers – Suspect arrested in Craiglist killer case #
@LatexFetish There appears to be a Latex Night Club at the Nile Hilton http://bit.ly/ynm79 but that’s the best I’ve been able to find #
@debbieroes I do too, I’ve done a Monty Python one and I’m thinking of Myers Briggs theme for tomorrow at #Toastmasters #
I’m home – instead of errand Aviva’s watching the TiVO of the Natalie Holloway Story – Lifetime – bah! #
@jzwier I’ve got viJournal and MacJournal – both work, I think I like viJournal more #Mac #
@lisajohnson @Wymer Okay, my spouse Aviva has the same parking fairy – she can park anywhere, anytime – I don’t even try anymore #
Having a MacBook Pro with enough memory is brilliant – I can ran Sapiens now #
@1MysteryGirl If you put phonebooks on your behind, yea #
@weevil_jing I LOVE TeeFury and shirt.woot.com! #
@lisajohnson @Wymer On the downside, Aviva gets big hair in movies. #
Heading out to light Mexican – back in a bit! #
@lisajohnson No no no – Aviva always ends up behind someone with big hair in movies – sheesh! #
@lostlovely beach == good – now that we live in SoCal I try to head to Venice Beach a couple times a year (need to check out some more) #
@zenbitch Aviva LOVED the bunnies with guns (and I made the obvious joke about this bunny having a BIG gun!) – thanks! #
@MistressDidi That reminds me of Uzuamki #shiver #
@MistressDidi i just finished the Uzumaki manga trilogy and so spirals don’t sit well with me right now The site looks very cool! #
RT @nsmithmorgan: RT @sans_titre Do you know any web designer who can code x-cart? Tea Emporium’s looking for one. #
@danaseverance Trying out Tweetie? #
@nicheprof Wow, flashback – I was using their old portal as a Java Portlet container back in, oh, 2004 maybe? Good to see they’ve expanded #
RT @TechBabe: 1/2 of my team called out sick today. Must be potheads. #420 – You must have a kick-ass team then! #
RT @BrendaBDSM: I’ve been nominated for the Bondage Awards! Take a second and give us a shout out! – Way to go! #
@danaseverance I tried Tweetie for 10 minutes, went back to TweetDeck – validation is always good #
@danaseverance There’s so much navigation going on – I’m not sure I’m not lost already. #
@TechBabe Oh, and none of my team called in sick today – hummmm, do I hire boring? #420 #
@justlikeanovel You don’t happen to still have that blue dress, do you? #wtfamitalkingabout #
@danaseverance The navigation comment was about the WP template you talked about – looked nice, but too much nav for me #
@TechBabe Oh, now messing with, yea, I’m all over that – my team members are great sports too – hey, they put up with me, right? #
@justlikeanovel Ever heard of Monica Lewinski? #omfg #idoownabluedressandithaswhitespots #
@MistressDidi When Basil passes we want to get another schipperke named Jan van Eyck, an Italian greyhound name Piero della Francesca #
@zenbitch Yo, bunnies with big guns! LMFAO #
@justlikeanovel What with the earrings I figured you had a blue dress. #roflmao #omfg #idoownabluedressandithaswhitespots #billyandmonica #
@lostlo Walking to dinner in shorts, tee shirt and sandals and being hot was wonderful! #
I have a fun blog post for tomorrow – how to make IC earrings #
@pagankinktress Assume you’re on a PC – if you know where you downloaded it double click on the file you downloaded; it’ll ask you to log in #
@pagankinktress Okay, as Emily Latella used to say, “Nevermind” #
RT @annstark: JG Ballard’s Influence on the World of Pop Music http://cli.gs/jS17bP – #brilliant & thx – only other Ballard link ive seen #
“Manic depression touching my soul – I know what I want but I just don’t know (goin’ around, getting it)” #
@greanfrogE Is that okay or bad? #
RT @MistressDidi: Ursula K. Leguin’s official website http://is.gd/tAs6 #
@knikkolette Its been a while – thanks! #
@greanfrogE I’m so sorry, I hope things work out #
@greanfrogE We were one of the ones that didn’t get our check last year so we just go that one #caching #
Its only supposed to hit 98F tomorrow in the western Valley #
@CrazyOnYou Or in some cases awe …. #
@CrazyOnYou Oh, you’re looking at someone else, eh? LOL #
RT @MistressDidi: Toxic Foods and Plants for Dogs http://is.gd/tAxb – #brilliant #
RT @MistressDidi: Dog First Aid Site http://is.gd/tAxv #dogs #
Aviva just did her insurance paperwork for her injured finger – she’s thinking it would be cool to have surgery – my response WTF? #
@liamvickery Thanks for supporting dogs! #
@greanfrogE Oh sh*t #fail #
@greanfrogE It hit 97F today in the western Valley, 98F tomorrow – it was hot today! #
@CrazyOnYou I think The Unit is still on, yea – TiVO keeps recording them for me! #
Going to go lay down with Aviva and watch Jack torture and kill some more people #
@MurasakiTeapot Oh, which one? #
@justlikeanovel Yea, right #omfg #umok #
@AliceSinAerie FetLife – it plays #
@OneLuvGurl G’day mate – how’s things? #
@CrazyOnYou Or fall over holding his hand (that would be President Palmer in 24 of course, same guy) #
@AliceSinAerie Glad You liked it! #
@justlikeanovel Uh oh, what happened? #newbeau #whygodwhy #goaway #
@jengrly Isn’t that what women are for, natural male enhancement? #
And I figure it goes both ways – men are here for natural female enhancement #
@justlikeanovel Ah, so its about the excitement, okay #newbeau #whygodwhy #goaway #comeback #moremoremore #
@OneLuvGurl Tired – for me its almost bed time, watched Jack have a seizure, boring day at work #
@OneLuvGurl So yea, will be better soon when eyes close and darkness decends so I can dream a little dream of anything #
@justlikeanovel Grrrrrrrrr #babypolarbear #
@MariKurisato Do you know what’s wrong – gonna be okay I hope? #
@justlikeanovel Unfortunately new relationships mean some dramz – getting to know you is a song and a wild painful thing #youcanthidefromluv #
@AliceSinAerie Don’t let the bed bugs bite! #
RT @phaoloo: What’s the best coding font? http://is.gd/tBnX #
@OneLuvGurl Lots of action in tonight’s episode tomorrow morning You’ll like it #
@OneLuvGurl Glad I didn’t say more #
@FabooFierce The only place to find solace is in your own mind #
@justlikeanovel Professors which are #sadists #ugh #
@justlikeanovel One semester had 4 finals in 24 hours – got 3 As and 1 B, the last one dammit, just wanted to get it done #ugh #
@danaseverance Hey, how are things – does Nambu do multi columns and groups? #
@justlikeanovel Well that’s damn fortunate don’t you think? Go write your papers! #
If you are really into “House”, you need to check today’s TeeFury tee-shirt, “Its not lupus” http://www.teefury.com/ #
Buona fortuna e buona notte! #