Tweets from purplehayz on 2009-04-01

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April 1st, 2009 by alephnaught

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Goedemorgen! Hoe gaat het met jou? #
Blackberry App World is now available: http://bit.ly/mY7 #
@eunice007 I’ve been up since 4A – jet lag sux #
@Mistress_Divine Have fun (sure you will)! #
@BrendaBDSM Its a connection and trust thing I think #
@eunice007 Italy for 10 days; coming home is always worst, I wonder why? #
@ibeatcancrtwice “Its a beautiful day in the tweeterhood….” #
“Would you be my, could you be my, would you be my follower” – LOL! #
Now that I’ve got BB App World I need to delete a bunch of apps I don’t use to get memory back! #
Today I’ve got our scrum planning meeting 9A – 1P, then a manager’s meeting 4-5P – every 3rd Wed sux #
@kkaleal I tried to download an app and it told me I had < 5Mb app space left – so I don’t know yet #
Aviva’s looking at a flyer we got in Italy of Perugino’s works – she can’t remember seeing any of them, and its pissing her off #
I’m having some Keemun Queen’s Hope black tea – yum! #
@kkaleal Initial feelings: BB App World #bbappworld seems 2 work, alrdy finding sum things I need, easy 2 browse, haven’t bought anything yt #
@lostlo Bless you, Empress Lostlo #
@kkaleal Just installed a free calorie counter (yes, I need to loose weight) and it was easy #
[Blog] Blackberry App World quick review and pointer to a more detailed one: http://s3nt.com/bp21 #
@TammyCamp Which desert? Deserts can get really cold, especially at night…. #
@BrendaBDSM Are the cow slippers yours? #
Going off line for a long while – probably back briefly, then off again until 1 – 1:30P for a long long long meeting #
Our next sprint planning meeting is this morning #
Heading to sprint planning – back online I hope after 1P today PDT – have fun everyone! #
Now its time to have pizza with the team – they once again shorted the sprint planning meeting – so proud of them! #
RT @markalandooley: Submersible Music DrumCore 3 software features an updated user interface, more drum … http://bit.ly/18d5X #
@justlikeanovel Good luck – take a deep breath, you’ll do fine! #hyperventilating #
@sarahjbray Or the bite-sized Butterfingers #
@mscantling Yea, its so, um, disorganized. #
@Zee … and you send the pages to your friends every day. #
@BrendaBDSM Do the oither coast …. #
RT @acmaurer: Will you stock up on these? The USPS will issue “Simpsons” stamps: http://tr.im/i5QP – A reason to use paper again! #
@acmaurer But don’t have a cow, man #
RT @JoannaLord: “The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.” — Jon Stewart #
@1MysteryGirl At least it was the iPod and not the pool that was drained #
RT @CaliLewis: RT @thesneeze: My friend Jess just brought me a Pancake Cupcake with bacon on top. http://twitpic.com/2ov64 – BACON!! #
@lruettimann I don’t think commitments and goals are mutually exclusive #
@lruettimann @jessica_lee seems to me that commitments are strategy, goals are measurable means to the end #
@Darla_Crane LOL #
@danaseverance Bummer, hope you’re eating something along the way #
@jessica_lee Commitments are more about the depth of desire to achieve IMHO, not about the statement itself #
@jessica_lee For example, in Scrum, we ask the team to commit to the stories they’ve estimated for a sprint #
@BrendaBDSM Wish I could brighten your sleep – I hope you dream dreams that make you fly #
@LoriMoreno (Impressionist) Be someone else. #
RT @ReneSilva: Bolivia 6 – Argentina 1!!!! vamos Bolivia!!!! – Whoa! #
@Jennymac22 That’s one (or is that two) things that a lot of men respond to. #
@hubbit Wow, George Orwell mentioned on Twitter – very cool indeed. #
@danaseverance @hubbit Living languages are always constructing and de-constructing at the same time #
RT @BrendaBDSM: “Be the master of your will and the slave of your conscience.” #
“Discipline is never an end in itself, only a means to an end.” – King Crimson #
“I don’t wanna be the Coke bottle top – I wanna be the piece of glass!” – Bill Cosby #
@justlikeanovel Do you think you passed (that was your goal, right)? #testanxiety #
RT @LoriMoreno: When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. ~Cynthia Heimel #
I told my team yesterday that you can’t be brilliant without being foolish #
@saharabloom 1-2-3 #
@saharabloom /tap /tap /tap – is this mic on? #
@hubbit And its something making some Israelis angry (NYTimes story a bit ago – Hebrew is being “corrupted”) #
RT @dpbkmb: Two antennas met, fell in love & got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. #
@hubbit Right – I think its hilarious that people actually think that a living language won’t change #
@hubbit The Germans went thru the same thing in the 1800s I think (the “death” of real German) #
“The screen door slams, Mary’s dress waves. Like a vision she dances across the porch as the radio plays.” – magnificent #
@hubbit LOL #
RT @stephenkruiser: I’m such an adolescent at times. – Aren’t we all (as I throw a water balloon at someone) #
@justlikeanovel Awww #blushes #
I’m STILL jetlagged and have an hour (or more) manager’s meeting at 4P – does this ever cease? #
@purplefrogcat Well, the cat is drying out, its just where …. #
Caught a break (wish it was before going to Italy) – true travel music keyboard http://bit.ly/tDQbH < $50, on order! #
RT @Mick_Shrimpton: How many folk singers does it take 2 screw in a lightbulb? 2; 1 2 change it, the other 2 write a song bout the dead bulb #
@delwilliams The end of the film is disturbing IMHO, play in 1963, film starring Michael Caine in 1966 #
@purplefrogcat Mazel tov #
@Darla_Crane No problem – Twitter, like soilent green, is made out of people. #
Boss is home so the 4P meeting is CANCELLED! “Its a cold and its a broken Hallelujah” – no, its not. #
RT @Mike_Wesely: so how are all u FOOLS this april fools day? – Being foolish #
@BrendaBDSM That’s a hard way to use a computer – oh, those kind of mice. LOL #
RT @dudeman718: Man paid neighbor 2 impregnate wife sues after 6mon of failure. Dr’s exam reveals neighbor is also sterile http://is.gd/qb7U #
@dudeman718 That’s just so April Fools Day #
@delwilliams Its not a “chick” flick #
@lostlo But if I said your doctor called, I answered and, er, oh, nevermind. #
@lostlo What if we respect Peter Pan? #
@dudeman718 RTed because, true or not, it was just too funny! #
@Darla_Crane But its only for 7-13yo – I want one for big, fat 50 yo! #
@purplefrogcat And now they are gone gone gone #
@mike_wesely You can’t be brilliant without being foolish #
@mike_wesely Or foolish! #
@tommytrc Sh*t, I have to find money for a new laptop in the fall (Snow Leopard in September) #
“Maybe if I told you the right words, at the right time, you’d be mine.” – Tracy Chapman #
@ibeatcancrtwice Sesame Street is my vote #
@Mike_Wesely If you turn a Rubiks Cube, you just change the color you see #
@ShellyKramer I think its cool because its an equalizer, its simple, and its open #
@katiepetef Aw, there you go tempting me with hope again. #
@lostlo Try just being yourself instead? You seem to be pretty cool, just hitting a bad patch at work #
@tommytrc NOOO!!! We’re trying to buy a house, I don’t want to spend my money on that now!!!! #
One of my fav rock quotes “Despite all my rage, I’m still just a rat in the cage.” – Smashing Pumpkins #
@steveouch Then you get to find a bunch of new truths tomorrow – sounds like fun to me. #
@alydesigns Tell me you caught that on your cell phone. #
@Pistachio Its the other way round #suchisthepowerofPeterBrady #
@justlikeanovel OMFG I LMFAO over that one #shitehead #aprilfools #ughasshole #
@Chronotope You might be the only person that knows. – LOL #
@katiepetef You should twitpic the before and after shots! #
@DrAnthony If life were fair Johnny Carson would still be alive doing Karnak the Magnificent #
@alydesigns THAT IS AWESOME! #
@NauticaThorn Wish I could do that #
@lostlo We’re all deeply flawed and deeply perfect – living is such a great experiment (until it ends of course) #
@lostlo We all deserve encouragement (perhaps validation as well) – we all get put down too much #
@lostlo While making that rope, can I just have those useless little leaves? #
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy” – my CCL LDP group sang “Bohemian Rhapsody” w/ piano player at Golden Bee – Brilliant! #
RT @murnahan: Squeez Bacon: The World’s Most Perfect Food http://bit.ly/X7A8 – I just knew someone would post this #
RT @danaseverance: RT @creattica: Lovely, Lovely Vintage Design http://bit.ly/dQAyE (@hubbit Thought of you. ) #
@enterbelladonna It can’t be that hard to find. #
@ibeatcancrtwice Reference to the Nike commercials w/ Michael Jordan and Spike Lee (as Morris) #
And now Garbage comes on my iPod – wonderful! #
RT @IncomeDiscovery: http://budurl.com/k2kc – so maybe a different set of advertisers are needed? #
RT @Pistachio: Best random stranger dm “let’s have sex.” Who needs A/S/L flirting & foreplay crap when you’ve only got 140? Am I right? Ugh. #
@Pistachio That is just too funny! #
@enterbelladonna You need to hire a master to train her right. #
@ibeatcancrtwice In the commercials Morris would say “Its the shoes” and Jordan would reply “No Morris” #
@ibeatcancrtwice So, “Its the sweater” “No Morris” #
@ibeatcancrtwice Sorry, still jet lagged here #
@WhiteHotTruth I just suggest you use the same moniker everywhere (FB, MS, etc.) #
Oh yea, at a #toastmasters meeting I met someone that is a Twitter friend – she said, “You’re purplehayz!” #
RT @eunice007: He says ear pubes. I say Yoda hair. – Definitely Yoda hair (ewwww) #
@bendtheweb I know the right treatment for that #
@BrendaBDSM Cool – congrats! #
@JoelDrapper I’m starting to think about a netbook and a desktop again #
@eunice007 Is that getting too into your work, or what? #
Okay, here comes some bad taste – I figure @Feet_Fetish_Guy should meet @barefoot_exec – warned ya! #
@holymully My watch stopped in Italy, so at that point, no, I didn’t, and Three Dog Night couldn’t help me out #
@justlikeanovel Hope you feel better #earplugswork #fml #babycryinghisheadoff #wtfiswrongwiththisworld #
And on that note I’m kicking this pop stand – may be back on later, ciao bella! #
@OneLuvGurl Caffiene fixes everything #
@ibeatcancrtwice No – sometimes jokes work, sometimes they don’t #
@ibeatcancrtwice Have you read “Shogun”? #
@BrendaBDSM That is truly scary #
@justlikeanovel Or you’re as young as the man on your arm? #oldcrustytawnya #aprilfools #lulz #
@OneLuvGurl Why, what happened? #
@justlikeanovel Cool #jailbait #cradlerobber #
@OneLuvGurl You don’t seem foolish to me #levelheaded #
@ibeatcancrtwice No, but I did RT it! #
@ibeatcancrtwice There was a day where everyone was sending me bacon stuff, so I ended it with bacon gelato, which grossed most folks out #
@OneLuvGurl Since its almost Passover, why is today different than any other day? #
Time for me to crash and burn – pray that I don’t wake at 2A this morning – buona fortuna e buona notte! #

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Refugia
3:02 pm on April 1st, 2010
Hello there, Happy April Fool’s Day!!
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says, “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered, “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied, “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
Happy April Fool’s Day!
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